u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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