Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃ðŸ»ðŸŽ‰
We are so blessed
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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