i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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