1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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