I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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