My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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