"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
why is half of my head shaved?
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