Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
All I want is dick and wine.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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