Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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