I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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