so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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