My hand turned me down
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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