I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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