next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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