And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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