it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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