Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Where is the hickey?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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