Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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