I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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