You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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