Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
