I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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