It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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