Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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