my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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