trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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