i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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