I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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