Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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