Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Randomize
