just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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