So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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