I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think my fart just growled at me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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