My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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