they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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