Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Randomize
