Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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