I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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