quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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