No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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