i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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