Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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