i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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