It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
