So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can Purell be used as lube?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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