Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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