Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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