I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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