I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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