Nicole vs. Life
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize