10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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