I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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