Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
